So it's game playing time on "The Biggest Loser". Alliances are starting to form, we are finally starting to see exactly where the players' loyalties lie. I still can't bring myself to care too much about these people, but NBC is certainly listening to the viewers and editing the show a bit differently from most of the episodes this season.
The excuse this week is "I'm out of my comfort zone", so BL takes the contestants out of their comfort zone by switching trainers. Bob is training the red team this week, and Dolvett is training the black team. They seem to take the change fairly well, and Bob and Dolvett are definitely excited about the prospect of torturing a new group of people. BL also, in another effort to take the teams out of their comfort zone, gives the team who wins the weigh-in the power to decide who from the losing team will go home. Interesting....let's see how this plays out.
In an effort to create some likability for these contestants, Bob sits down with Buddy to find out what happened to his daughter six years ago. Buddy explains how there were problems with his daughter's development. She was missing a kidney, a spleen, and had multiple problems. Buddy and his wife decided to carry the baby to term, and after multiple surgeries, she passed away peacefully. It was a tragically sad story, and more typical of the types of stories we're used to hearing on BL until this season.
Well, if you really want to take people out of their comfort zone, then make them wallow in a mud pit looking for weights. That's exactly what the challenge was last night. The first team to collect 40 weights would win a 2 lb. advantage on the scale. Megan, the self-proclaimed country girl, was right at home in mud (her words, not mine), but Emily was not happy about it at all. Apparently, the former Olympic weight lifter, is somewhat of a girly girl and does not like to get dirty. The teams are neck and neck for awhile until Emily gets in there and digs around for what seems like an hour and can't find a weight. This gives the red team a huge opportunity to get ahead, which they do. Poor, little mud-soaked Emily does eventually find a weight, and one by one the black team closes the gap. It comes down to Mark and everybody's favorite contestant, Conda. Mark does pull out the win for the red team in the end, and with a 2 lb. advantage, things are looking pretty bleak for the all-girl black team.
We heard Emily and Cassandra talk about getting rid of Buddy, which makes sense that they would want to get rid of some of the bigger men on the ranch. Conda went to Buddy and Jeremy and told them that she was approached by Cassandra and Emily about forming an all girl's alliance. Now, viewers didn't see this conversation between the three girls, so Conda may or may not have been telling the truth. For obvious reasons, Conda will not vote her brother out. Nobody should be surprised by that. I wouldn't turn on my brother either. If Conda was telling the truth, then Emily and Cassandra are probably two worst strategists in the history of BL. Megan and Chris would have been more logical choices because neither one of them have a male partner still in the house. It's somewhat disappointing to see Conda not stay true to her current teammates, especially after convincing them to throw a weigh-in to get rid of Daphne, however nobody should be surprised that she's still loyal to her "red team roots", so to speak.
So, let's get to the weigh-in. Red team hits the scale first, and their numbers are NOT good. Of course Bob is shocked, because they worked so hard...blah blah blah. They may have worked hard, but they lost a lot of weight during the 18 days they were home, and with the change in trainers, it would be unrealistic to expect them to pull great numbers. The black team has to lose more than 19 lbs to beat the red team, and Emily scores a nasty look from Dolvett when she mentions that there's no way they've lost that much. Kind of a negative attitude there, Emily, but oh so realistic. There's no way they are going to beat the black team, and they don't. Their numbers are HORRIBLE, but, as usual, Dolvett makes a bunch of excuses for his newly-acquired black team and reminds them about how proud they should be, etc. etc. Emily loses the highest percentage of weight loss and wins the title of biggest loser for the week.
Chris, Megan and Cassandra all plead their cases to the red team, and in my opinion this is when things really took a strange turn. All of a sudden we hear from Emily and Kim that they only want to compete with the best, and Cassandra is one of the best, so they should keep her on the ranch. I have to admit I fast-forwarded through some of this conversation because I was getting a little bored with the tears and everybody saying how badly they still needed to be there. In the elimination room, we did finally find out how many of the contestants are loyal to Conda. Buddy won't vote for her, Kimmy thinks of her as a daughter, and Jeremy will never send his sister home. This is only leaves three people to choose from, with Cassandra being the logical choice since the guys were given the impression that she was gunning for them. Cassandra ended up going home, which didn't really upset me too much. She did take part in the plan to throw the weigh-in, and her constant complaining about Chris last night was driving me bananas. As far as I'm concerned, Chris is the only person left who didn't treat Adrian and Daphne like total crap, and I don't want to see her leave.
They are finally going to singles next week, which should change up the game quite a bit. Conda has a lot of people loyal to her, so I don't see her leaving unless she falls below that infamous "red line". We shall see......
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
There's One Less Rooster on Survivor
At the beginning of this season of Survivor I predicted a long losing streak for the women of the Salani tribe, and I'm happy to see that after two weeks of losing challenges, they won both the reward and immunity challenge last night. I'm thinking being cold and not getting any sleep had some sort of reverse effect on them, because they were on fire!
There was a bad storm coming in when the women got back from tribal council, and unlike the men, the woman had no tarp, and their fire was put out by the rain. By the morning, they were cold, wet, and tired. Things were not looking good for these women! They asked Troy if they could just warm up by the men's fire for a few minutes, which the men apparently thought was just a HUGE favor that the women must at a later time re-pay. There weren't really too many interesting conversations going on at this time, so let's get on to the reward challenge!
I am so happy that Survivor has brought back the reward challenge. I've missed that the last few seasons, and I hope they continue doing two challenges per episode even after they merge the tribes. It's always interesting to see exactly where people's loyalties lie when the winner of a reward challenge is forced to pick only one or two players to join him. Anyway, so at the reward challenge one man and one woman face off and a curtain will be lifted to reveal a bunch of stuff (skulls, pots etc.) lined up on a shelf, and when one of them thinks they have the order lined up, they close the curtain and both tribe members race back to a table, where each of them attempts to re-create the order in which the stuff was on the shelf. Whew, that was a mouthful and probably a horrible run-on sentence, but I'm trying to draw a picture here, so bear with me. Anyway, the woman are just smoking the men, and they are all getting the order right on the very first attempt, and then we come to poor Kat. We can say it's because she's so young, but Troyzan from the Manono tribe doesn't fair much better, and it's probably one of the longest match-ups in Survivor history. Kat does finally pull out the win and scores another point for Salani. You go Kitty Kat! It may take you awhile, but you'll get there. The girls win every match-up and walk away with some fishing gear and a canoe waiting back at their camp that, according to Jeff Probst, they don't have to share if they don't want to. Well, that's good to know...they probably won't.
Back at camp, the girls go out in their brand new canoe, they catch some fish, the men want to use their stuff, the girls don't think they should have to share and try to bargain...you see where I'm going with this, right? The men think they've done enough for the girls already, that they should be allowed to use their canoe and stuff, and the girls disagree. That about sums that up.
The immunity challenge involves two players being blindfolded and shackled together having to navigate their way to these ropes attached to buckets full of some sort of paint and containing puzzle pieces. One player is the caller and guides the blindfolded players to their respective buckets, and then when they have all their puzzle pieces, the caller solves the puzzle. The girls get off to a rocky start, to say the least. Sabrina is their navigator and has them running into fence posts and all over the place, so the guys take an early lead. The girls FINALLY get all their puzzle pieces back, and Sabrina starts to solve the puzzle, which is some weird looking tree-type thing. The guys have what appears to be a huge lead, but the girls get it together and stage an epic come back to win their first immunity challenge sending Manono to tribal council where the first man will be voted off.
In the men's tribe, you have the "average Joe's" and "the muscle". The average Joe's appear to have the numbers on the muscle and are talking about voting out Bill who clearly drives Colton crazy. Matt fears that the muscle may be in trouble, so he pulls Troy aside to discuss things and, hopefully, convince Troy to join his band of young, muscled up jocks. Matt compares himself to a rooster who doesn't want to be surrounded by other roosters but by a bunch of chickens. I think he was calling Troy a chicken...there's a compliment in there somewhere! At tribal council, Matt showed his arrogant side, and Bill showed his "I need to be heavily sedated" side (somebody needs to lay off the Red Bull), but in the end, Matt was the one to go. I'm thinking Matt has never seen any other season of Survivor, or his hero is Russel Hantz, but the cockiness definitely did not pay off for the top rooster last night.
So, there's one less rooster on Manono and the women won two in row! I'm rooting for you, ladies! Keep it up.
There was a bad storm coming in when the women got back from tribal council, and unlike the men, the woman had no tarp, and their fire was put out by the rain. By the morning, they were cold, wet, and tired. Things were not looking good for these women! They asked Troy if they could just warm up by the men's fire for a few minutes, which the men apparently thought was just a HUGE favor that the women must at a later time re-pay. There weren't really too many interesting conversations going on at this time, so let's get on to the reward challenge!
I am so happy that Survivor has brought back the reward challenge. I've missed that the last few seasons, and I hope they continue doing two challenges per episode even after they merge the tribes. It's always interesting to see exactly where people's loyalties lie when the winner of a reward challenge is forced to pick only one or two players to join him. Anyway, so at the reward challenge one man and one woman face off and a curtain will be lifted to reveal a bunch of stuff (skulls, pots etc.) lined up on a shelf, and when one of them thinks they have the order lined up, they close the curtain and both tribe members race back to a table, where each of them attempts to re-create the order in which the stuff was on the shelf. Whew, that was a mouthful and probably a horrible run-on sentence, but I'm trying to draw a picture here, so bear with me. Anyway, the woman are just smoking the men, and they are all getting the order right on the very first attempt, and then we come to poor Kat. We can say it's because she's so young, but Troyzan from the Manono tribe doesn't fair much better, and it's probably one of the longest match-ups in Survivor history. Kat does finally pull out the win and scores another point for Salani. You go Kitty Kat! It may take you awhile, but you'll get there. The girls win every match-up and walk away with some fishing gear and a canoe waiting back at their camp that, according to Jeff Probst, they don't have to share if they don't want to. Well, that's good to know...they probably won't.
Back at camp, the girls go out in their brand new canoe, they catch some fish, the men want to use their stuff, the girls don't think they should have to share and try to bargain...you see where I'm going with this, right? The men think they've done enough for the girls already, that they should be allowed to use their canoe and stuff, and the girls disagree. That about sums that up.
The immunity challenge involves two players being blindfolded and shackled together having to navigate their way to these ropes attached to buckets full of some sort of paint and containing puzzle pieces. One player is the caller and guides the blindfolded players to their respective buckets, and then when they have all their puzzle pieces, the caller solves the puzzle. The girls get off to a rocky start, to say the least. Sabrina is their navigator and has them running into fence posts and all over the place, so the guys take an early lead. The girls FINALLY get all their puzzle pieces back, and Sabrina starts to solve the puzzle, which is some weird looking tree-type thing. The guys have what appears to be a huge lead, but the girls get it together and stage an epic come back to win their first immunity challenge sending Manono to tribal council where the first man will be voted off.
In the men's tribe, you have the "average Joe's" and "the muscle". The average Joe's appear to have the numbers on the muscle and are talking about voting out Bill who clearly drives Colton crazy. Matt fears that the muscle may be in trouble, so he pulls Troy aside to discuss things and, hopefully, convince Troy to join his band of young, muscled up jocks. Matt compares himself to a rooster who doesn't want to be surrounded by other roosters but by a bunch of chickens. I think he was calling Troy a chicken...there's a compliment in there somewhere! At tribal council, Matt showed his arrogant side, and Bill showed his "I need to be heavily sedated" side (somebody needs to lay off the Red Bull), but in the end, Matt was the one to go. I'm thinking Matt has never seen any other season of Survivor, or his hero is Russel Hantz, but the cockiness definitely did not pay off for the top rooster last night.
So, there's one less rooster on Manono and the women won two in row! I'm rooting for you, ladies! Keep it up.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Biggest Loser or Big Brother? Hmmm, it's hard to tell anymore
I must confess that I haven't watched "The Biggest Loser" for a couple of years prior to this season. I guess I got tired of it for awhile and took a break, but I wanted to watch this season because contestant Gail is friends with my brother-in-law, and I thought it would be fun to watch somebody who knows somebody I know. Make sense?
Viewers who watch "Survivor" or "Big Brother" expect the contestants on those shows to be ruthless; we expect them to manipulate, lie, cheat and back stab to reach the grand prize, which is always a butt load of money, but we don't expect that from "The Biggest Loser". We expect more from BL. BL is special and inspiring. We want to cry at the contestants' stories and cheer at their transformations. We want them to succeed, and we, as viewers, don't care about the $250,000 grand prize. We care about their journey, their weight loss, and most all we want them to be nice to each other. This season has been a disappointment. From our point of view, there is an evil instigator in the mix, and her name is Conda. We watch the show shaking our heads in disbelief, because we cannot fathom why the other contestants seem to like her, but we tune in week after week. Why? I think it's because we want to see Conda eliminated.....we hope each week that this is it. They will finally see through her and vote her out, and each week we are disappointed and angry. Viewers are posting hateful comments on her facebook page, and Kim and Mark's pages too. Viewers have vowed not to watch another episode until she's gone! Viewers send e-mails and letters to NBC urging them to change their evil ways. Will all these things work? We probably won't know until next season when a new batch of contestants makes their way to the ranch to start the journey to health and fitness.
So, lets re-cap the events of last night's episode, shall we? There is a temptation with loads of good tasting, bad for you food, and the person who eats the most calories can change up the teams any way they want and remain anonymous. How awesome is that?!! One of the contestants can do something completely stupid or completely strategic, and nobody will know.....yeah, right. There's no way that something that huge will stay a secret for long. Only 5 people eat at the temptation, but one person eats a whopping 1800 calories, and that poor soul was Daphne. Now, we all know why Daphne ate; her butt was on the line, and she knew it. The mistake Daphne made was only switching two players; Conda and Conda's brother, Jeremy. Busted!! They all knew it was Daphne, and they started riding her hard about it, so hard in fact, that Emily felt a little sorry for her. She denied any involvement and became an isolated woman....shunned like an Amish woman who buys a hair dryer. Bob eventually convinces Daphne to fess up, but let's face it, it's too late. Heck, the other contestants were already targeting her before she ate 1800 calories; coming clean was not going to make a difference, and it didn't. The black team had a plan though; throw the weigh-in and get rid of Daphne. The red team had good numbers, and then the black team got on the scale, and one by one we watched their dismal numbers pop up on the screen - 1 lb, 2 lbs, +1 lb. It was painful to watch, their excuses were pathetic and the fact that none of them seemed surprised told us what we all already knew. Poor Daphne was the last one to get on the scale, and we waited anxiously, hoping that she would be the biggest loser this week, but she gained 2lbs. You could see the sighs of relief on the faces of her teammates. A few them felt bad for sabotaging their own personal goals, but none of them seemed to feel sorry for Daphne. Emily did make the comment that she would never allow Conda to get into her head again. Thanks, Emily! Now all the viewers know that it was Conda's bright idea to throw the weigh-in. We've seen this happen before on BL, and we've never liked it when they do that. Bob didn't seem all that surprised or upset about it. Maybe Bob was tired of the drama, too, and thought that sending Daphne packing might put a stop to it. In the elimination room, the drama continued. We knew Daphne was going home, and in my opinion, she earned the right to speak her mind after it was all over, but Conda couldn't have that...she always has to have the last word. Did she just say she was a role model to her daughter? I think I heard a collective "HA" across America after that comment! Chism actually tried to quiet Conda, while Cassandra (very disappointed in her behavior), jumped on Daphne. Thank you Emily, Chris and Megan for staying silent. That was the best thing you could do in that situation. What's done is done. Daphne went home to her family and friends and continues to lose weight.
I wish I had been writing all along about season 13 of "The Biggest Loser". It's been an interesting yet disappointing season. Far from the inspirational show we've come to expect. There's nobody left to cheer for, and I may not watch again until the finale, just to see Conda, Mark and Kim get booed, which I think is a certainty. I am still rooting for Daphne or Adrien to win the at home $100,000 prize. Hopefully, next season the contestants will recognize that they are there to lose weight and change their lives and not for the money. That's what I'm hoping anyway!
Viewers who watch "Survivor" or "Big Brother" expect the contestants on those shows to be ruthless; we expect them to manipulate, lie, cheat and back stab to reach the grand prize, which is always a butt load of money, but we don't expect that from "The Biggest Loser". We expect more from BL. BL is special and inspiring. We want to cry at the contestants' stories and cheer at their transformations. We want them to succeed, and we, as viewers, don't care about the $250,000 grand prize. We care about their journey, their weight loss, and most all we want them to be nice to each other. This season has been a disappointment. From our point of view, there is an evil instigator in the mix, and her name is Conda. We watch the show shaking our heads in disbelief, because we cannot fathom why the other contestants seem to like her, but we tune in week after week. Why? I think it's because we want to see Conda eliminated.....we hope each week that this is it. They will finally see through her and vote her out, and each week we are disappointed and angry. Viewers are posting hateful comments on her facebook page, and Kim and Mark's pages too. Viewers have vowed not to watch another episode until she's gone! Viewers send e-mails and letters to NBC urging them to change their evil ways. Will all these things work? We probably won't know until next season when a new batch of contestants makes their way to the ranch to start the journey to health and fitness.
So, lets re-cap the events of last night's episode, shall we? There is a temptation with loads of good tasting, bad for you food, and the person who eats the most calories can change up the teams any way they want and remain anonymous. How awesome is that?!! One of the contestants can do something completely stupid or completely strategic, and nobody will know.....yeah, right. There's no way that something that huge will stay a secret for long. Only 5 people eat at the temptation, but one person eats a whopping 1800 calories, and that poor soul was Daphne. Now, we all know why Daphne ate; her butt was on the line, and she knew it. The mistake Daphne made was only switching two players; Conda and Conda's brother, Jeremy. Busted!! They all knew it was Daphne, and they started riding her hard about it, so hard in fact, that Emily felt a little sorry for her. She denied any involvement and became an isolated woman....shunned like an Amish woman who buys a hair dryer. Bob eventually convinces Daphne to fess up, but let's face it, it's too late. Heck, the other contestants were already targeting her before she ate 1800 calories; coming clean was not going to make a difference, and it didn't. The black team had a plan though; throw the weigh-in and get rid of Daphne. The red team had good numbers, and then the black team got on the scale, and one by one we watched their dismal numbers pop up on the screen - 1 lb, 2 lbs, +1 lb. It was painful to watch, their excuses were pathetic and the fact that none of them seemed surprised told us what we all already knew. Poor Daphne was the last one to get on the scale, and we waited anxiously, hoping that she would be the biggest loser this week, but she gained 2lbs. You could see the sighs of relief on the faces of her teammates. A few them felt bad for sabotaging their own personal goals, but none of them seemed to feel sorry for Daphne. Emily did make the comment that she would never allow Conda to get into her head again. Thanks, Emily! Now all the viewers know that it was Conda's bright idea to throw the weigh-in. We've seen this happen before on BL, and we've never liked it when they do that. Bob didn't seem all that surprised or upset about it. Maybe Bob was tired of the drama, too, and thought that sending Daphne packing might put a stop to it. In the elimination room, the drama continued. We knew Daphne was going home, and in my opinion, she earned the right to speak her mind after it was all over, but Conda couldn't have that...she always has to have the last word. Did she just say she was a role model to her daughter? I think I heard a collective "HA" across America after that comment! Chism actually tried to quiet Conda, while Cassandra (very disappointed in her behavior), jumped on Daphne. Thank you Emily, Chris and Megan for staying silent. That was the best thing you could do in that situation. What's done is done. Daphne went home to her family and friends and continues to lose weight.
I wish I had been writing all along about season 13 of "The Biggest Loser". It's been an interesting yet disappointing season. Far from the inspirational show we've come to expect. There's nobody left to cheer for, and I may not watch again until the finale, just to see Conda, Mark and Kim get booed, which I think is a certainty. I am still rooting for Daphne or Adrien to win the at home $100,000 prize. Hopefully, next season the contestants will recognize that they are there to lose weight and change their lives and not for the money. That's what I'm hoping anyway!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
The Reality Shows are Finally Back!
Finally after months of waiting, two of my favorite reality TV shows have finally started the winter season; "Survivor-One World" and "The Amazing Race". For a couch potato like me, the wait for new seasons of my favorite shows to start is excruciating, so needless to say, last week was a good one!
So, "Survivor" has decided to pit women against men this season. It seems to me that they tried this in a previous season, and it didn't work out too well for the women. I hate to say it, but it seems like the men are probably going to wipe the floor with these women in these very physical challenges. The difference this season is that both tribes are living on the same camp, hence the "One World" reference in the title. It's an interesting concept, and the drama has already begun with the girls doing some bargaining in order to get the boys to start a fire for them. The girls went so far as to steal an ember in the middle of the night while the boys were sleeping....it's a shame for the girls that their little midnight escapade didn't work out for them. In the end, the guys won by default because Kourtney, who obviously can't follow simple instructions, broke her wrist in the very first challenge and was taken out of the game. I really didn't mind seeing Kourtney go. She was kind of annoying, although I would never wish a broken bone on anybody. What struck me as funny about this challenge was how shocked the girls were that the boys went ahead and took the default victory rather than finishing the challenge, Isn't the point of the challenges to win and keep your tribe safe from tribal council? Yeah, get over it girls...it is what it is, and you were probably going to lose anyway. My predictions for this season; the girls are going to be on losing streak until, in true Survivor fashion, they mix up the tribes. Don't get me wrong, I'm rooting for the girls, but I'm not holding my breath.
So Brendan and Rachel from "Big Brother" are on this season of "The Amazing Race". How fabulous is that? I wasn't a fan on them on their first season, but I have to admit that I was a huge Rachel fan on her second season. That woman is a machine! If there's an endurance challenge, and Rachel's determined to win, she'll win. It's that simple. I'm excited to see them on the race. They will definitely have some battles along the way, but Brendan and Rachel arguments are pretty entertaining.
The teams traveled to Argentina this week and the race turned things upside down by having the person not participating in the road block skydiving from 10,000 feet. That would be my worst nightmare! I would much rather be the person driving around searching for my teammate than the one jumping out of a plane. The golfing sisters got off to a bad start when one of them (I can't remember which one) got her car stuck in the sand and had to flag down some guys to tow her car out. I think that must have been an omen for them or something. Phil could see them wandering around aimlessly, but the girls didn't see him. It was pretty tragic, actually. They were eliminated as a result, and apparently, were the first team in Amazing Race history to do something that stupid. The guidos got to remain in the race as a result, which I guess is a good thing. I wasn't a fan of the golf playing sisters, anyway, so I wasn't sad to see them go.
It's hard to predict what's going to happen on "The Amazing Race". One bad taxi driver or wrong directions can put a strong team in last place, and one last place finish cause a team to be eliminated. I do see Brendan and Rachel and Rachel and Dave doing very well in the race. I like the clowns (they're so sweet), but I have a feeling that they won't last long. I also like the KY guys. Come on, it's hard not to like those "aw shucks", down home country boys. Will they win the race though? I doubt it, but it should be fun to watch.
Two of my favorite shows back on TV!! I'm a happy camper.
So, "Survivor" has decided to pit women against men this season. It seems to me that they tried this in a previous season, and it didn't work out too well for the women. I hate to say it, but it seems like the men are probably going to wipe the floor with these women in these very physical challenges. The difference this season is that both tribes are living on the same camp, hence the "One World" reference in the title. It's an interesting concept, and the drama has already begun with the girls doing some bargaining in order to get the boys to start a fire for them. The girls went so far as to steal an ember in the middle of the night while the boys were sleeping....it's a shame for the girls that their little midnight escapade didn't work out for them. In the end, the guys won by default because Kourtney, who obviously can't follow simple instructions, broke her wrist in the very first challenge and was taken out of the game. I really didn't mind seeing Kourtney go. She was kind of annoying, although I would never wish a broken bone on anybody. What struck me as funny about this challenge was how shocked the girls were that the boys went ahead and took the default victory rather than finishing the challenge, Isn't the point of the challenges to win and keep your tribe safe from tribal council? Yeah, get over it girls...it is what it is, and you were probably going to lose anyway. My predictions for this season; the girls are going to be on losing streak until, in true Survivor fashion, they mix up the tribes. Don't get me wrong, I'm rooting for the girls, but I'm not holding my breath.
So Brendan and Rachel from "Big Brother" are on this season of "The Amazing Race". How fabulous is that? I wasn't a fan on them on their first season, but I have to admit that I was a huge Rachel fan on her second season. That woman is a machine! If there's an endurance challenge, and Rachel's determined to win, she'll win. It's that simple. I'm excited to see them on the race. They will definitely have some battles along the way, but Brendan and Rachel arguments are pretty entertaining.
The teams traveled to Argentina this week and the race turned things upside down by having the person not participating in the road block skydiving from 10,000 feet. That would be my worst nightmare! I would much rather be the person driving around searching for my teammate than the one jumping out of a plane. The golfing sisters got off to a bad start when one of them (I can't remember which one) got her car stuck in the sand and had to flag down some guys to tow her car out. I think that must have been an omen for them or something. Phil could see them wandering around aimlessly, but the girls didn't see him. It was pretty tragic, actually. They were eliminated as a result, and apparently, were the first team in Amazing Race history to do something that stupid. The guidos got to remain in the race as a result, which I guess is a good thing. I wasn't a fan of the golf playing sisters, anyway, so I wasn't sad to see them go.
It's hard to predict what's going to happen on "The Amazing Race". One bad taxi driver or wrong directions can put a strong team in last place, and one last place finish cause a team to be eliminated. I do see Brendan and Rachel and Rachel and Dave doing very well in the race. I like the clowns (they're so sweet), but I have a feeling that they won't last long. I also like the KY guys. Come on, it's hard not to like those "aw shucks", down home country boys. Will they win the race though? I doubt it, but it should be fun to watch.
Two of my favorite shows back on TV!! I'm a happy camper.
Monday, June 13, 2011
The Butterflies
Ok, so I wrote a short story for a creative writing class that I am taking and have gotten really good feedback so far, so I've decided to go ahead and share it with everyone. I wasn't sure if it was any good or not, so I hesitated posting it, but the people who've read seem to really like it, so here it is:
The Butterflies
It was dark and rainy when Eva finally woke up that dreaded Wednesday morning. She knew this day would come eventually, but she wasn’t prepared for just how hard it really was. She had watched the cancer consume her five year old sister, Lauren, for nearly two years. It had eaten its way through her tiny, worn-out body for long enough, and today was the day that Eva and her family would bury the little girl.
Eva heard the rain pounding like marbles on the aluminum siding of their two-story house and closed her eyes trying to remember the vibrant, active little girl that Lauren once was before the grim diagnosis two years ago. Eva had just turned 10 when Lauren was born, and she hovered and mothered the bald, chubby little baby like she was her own. Eva was determined to be the best big sister ever and to try and make up for the alcoholic father and the mother who enabled him. She taught Lauren how to ride a bike, how to throw a softball, and how to catch butterflies on her fingers. Lauren always loved those butterflies. Eva read to her, bathed her, cooked for her and did all the things that are usually reserved for mommies and daddies, but her parents defined the word “dysfunctional”. Eva and Lauren’s parents barely even noticed when the nosebleeds started. Thirteen-year-old Eva wanted to punch her mother square in the nose after her wailing and uncontrollable sobbing when the doctor gave the news; Lauren had leukemia.
Everything after the diagnosis seemed like a bad dream. Hospitals, blood transfusions, chemotherapy, overweight nurses patting Eva and her little sister on the backs and telling them what brave little girls they were. Brave??!! Had those idiot nurses lost their minds?! They weren’t brave at all! They were terrified. Eva tried her best to calm her little sister’s fears. They spent hours talking about how good the medicine was, how smart the doctors were, and how God wouldn’t separate them until they were both old and gray with great-grandchildren. Lauren believed everything her big sister told her. Eva was not only her sister but also her best friend and the one person she could always count on to be there. Their mother put on a good show, though; always sobbing and saying over and over again, “my poor baby. Mommy’s here, Baby. Everything’s gonna be alright.” Their father just buried himself even deeper in the never-ending bottle of Jim Beam.
The bone marrow transplant was supposed to work. It was the perfect way for Eva to help save her sister. The procedure was horribly painful, but Eva always promised Lauren that she would always be there for her and do anything she could to make sure Lauren would one day again be able to throw a softball and ride a bike with her sister and best friend.
Eva was holding her little sister’s small, frail hand when she drifted into that final sleep. She put her mouth to the ear of her sister’s bald little head and whispered one more time, “I love you, baby girl. I’ll see you in heaven one day, and we’ll finally be together forever and ever.” Their mother held the lifeless body of her youngest daughter and just rocked back and forth apologizing for all the mistakes she had made as a mother and vowing to do better if God would just bring her baby back. Their father walked out of the room and pulled a shiny silver flask from his coat pocket and took a big swig. He wandered outside in the cold, sat at a bench in front of St. Elizabeth’s Hospital and cried. Despite their obvious faults as parents, they really did love Lauren.
After re-living Lauren’s short five years in her mind, Eva staggered out of bed and shuffled quietly down the hall to the bathroom to prepare for what would surely be the worst day of her life. She felt like a zombie, going through the motions of her morning routine and putting on the black dress and tights bought especially for the occasion. She already knew she would never put this dress on again after today. She wanted to burn it, so she would never have to open her closet and see this ugly reminder of this dreadful day. Looking at herself in the full length mirror, watching the tears stream down her face and wondering how she would ever survive the rest of her life without her baby sister, she saw a movement behind her in the glass. At first she thought it must be her mother coming to check on her progress, so Eva whipped around and standing in her bedroom doorway was Lauren. She was no longer frail and thin or bald from the effects of the chemotherapy. In fact, she looked exactly as she did before she got sick only about two years older. Her blue eyes sparkled, and silky blonde curls framed her rosy full cheeks. Eva blinked hard a few times, thinking she must surely be losing her mind, but Lauren was still there smiling at her, her eyes full of love and life. “Don’t cry, Eva” she said, “I don’t hurt anymore and heaven has lots of animals and butterflies, lots and lots of butterflies. All different colors.” Eva smiled and wiped the tears from her face, thinking how happy Lauren, her precious baby sister, must be to be living in a place with lots of colorful butterflies. As quickly as Lauren appeared in her doorway, she was gone. Eva ran into the hall looking around feverishly for any trace of Lauren, but this time she would be gone for good.
That night, Eva dreamt of her sister and all those beautiful butterflies and knew that Lauren would always be with her in her dreams and on the wings of every butterfly that would land on her finger for the rest of her life.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Snow Days and Serious Cabin Fever
I love working for a college, and one of the reasons that I love it so much is that when the weather is bad, I don't have to go to work. I can't possibly complain about having a day off from working in the trailer doing multiple job duties. I worked for an airline for seven years and when the weather was bad, it was even more important that we be at work. Somebody had to be there to handle all the displaced passengers.
Arkansas doesn't really know how to handle snow. They use sand instead of salt and I'm pretty sure the small subburb of Little Rock that I call home doesn't have even one snow plow. I have lived here for a little over four years, and this is by far the worst winter I have experienced. It's only the beginning of February, so it's hard to see any end in sight.
Anyway, I love getting a free day off. I'm salaried, so it could snow for a week straight, and I would still get paid. The problem with snow days; cabin fever. Being stuck in the house for days without being able to get out and do anything. Sometimes my husband is home, and sometimes he isn't. Either way I am starting to go a little stir crazy. I am currently on snow day number 3 and am starting to go a little stir crazy. I got out for about an hour yesterday, but the roads were ice and snowed covered, and I quickly came to regret ever leaving the house. The temperature today is supposed to get up to about 40 degrees, so I'm planning an exciting trip to the grocery store this afternoon (that's that new thing called sarcasm, in case you were wondering). Hopefully, a trip to the grocery store will be just the thing to cure my cabin fever.
With warmer temps moving in, I'm sure I'll be back to work next week, and I will probably be praying for more snow days.
Arkansas doesn't really know how to handle snow. They use sand instead of salt and I'm pretty sure the small subburb of Little Rock that I call home doesn't have even one snow plow. I have lived here for a little over four years, and this is by far the worst winter I have experienced. It's only the beginning of February, so it's hard to see any end in sight.
Anyway, I love getting a free day off. I'm salaried, so it could snow for a week straight, and I would still get paid. The problem with snow days; cabin fever. Being stuck in the house for days without being able to get out and do anything. Sometimes my husband is home, and sometimes he isn't. Either way I am starting to go a little stir crazy. I am currently on snow day number 3 and am starting to go a little stir crazy. I got out for about an hour yesterday, but the roads were ice and snowed covered, and I quickly came to regret ever leaving the house. The temperature today is supposed to get up to about 40 degrees, so I'm planning an exciting trip to the grocery store this afternoon (that's that new thing called sarcasm, in case you were wondering). Hopefully, a trip to the grocery store will be just the thing to cure my cabin fever.
With warmer temps moving in, I'm sure I'll be back to work next week, and I will probably be praying for more snow days.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Mein Jahr in Deutschland (my year in Germany)
I was sitting here thinking about my childhood and started reminiscing about the year I spent living in Germany with my family in 1981.
It was only my second time on an airplane, and I was sitting next to my sister and some guy wearing a blue checkered shirt (it's strange the little details we remember). The flight was so long, and we flew out of JFK, which was a nightmare. Our flight was delayed for hours, and because we were leaving for a year, it seemed like we had more carry-ons than what would be allowed today. The airports (the larger airports, anyway) used to have these chairs that had TV's attached to them, and for a mere quarter, you could watch about 20 minutes of a television show. It's pretty easy to see the problem with the math here. A normal sitcom runs for 30 minutes, so one quarter isn't enough to watch a full 30 minute show, so you just keep putting quarters in until you run out of money. I was 11 years old at the time, so it wasn't actually my money that was being spent on 20 minute intervals of TV watching.
We landed in Frankfurt (I have no idea what time it was), and while we were waiting for our luggage, I wandered into a magazine store. The Europeans are not as uptight as Americans are about sexuality and naked body parts, and I picked up a magazine that in the states would have been kept behind the counter in black plastic wrap. The clerk started yelling at me in German, so I put the magazine down and hauled ass out of that store pretty quick. I don't think I ever told my parents about that, so if they read this, they may be hearing this story for the first time.
After a two or three hour train ride, we arrived in Stuttgart, and were greeted by Herr Rupp, who drove us to the apartment we would be renting from him for the next year. His family was waiting for us, with apple juice and seltzer, coffee and the yummiest Kuchen (cake) I had ever tasted. At some point I noticed that we didn't have a television, and for a kid who was (still is) a TV -aholic, this was a very dissapointing discovery. It wouldn't have mattered much anyway, I suppose. I knew very little German at that time, so I wouldn't have understood what they were saying anyway, but still...NO TV!! What kind of barbarians don't have a television?? LOL
I should have been in the 6th grade while we were in Germany, so my mom and sister decided it would be best to homeschool me for the year. My sister taught me history and social studies, and my mom handled math and science. My dad was busy studying music and traveling to and from Frankfurt to learn from a famous German conductor, so I guess he was off the hook with the whole homeschooling Jennifer idea. I can't remember how long the homeschooling went on, but at some point my parents received a letter from the German government stating that I needed to be in school. My dad asked around to find out what school they should send me to, as my inability to speak German was of some concern, and I was eventually sent to a school that had quite a few children from Greece and Turkey. They did actually speak German and were also in their first year of learning English, but despite the obvious language barrier, we manged just fine, and I ended up making friends with several of the other students. I'm here to tell you, that the best way to learn a foreign language is to be put in a situation where you don't have a choice. I picked up German very quickly and ended up speaking better than anyone else in my family, including my dad, who was our resident German expert.
After a few months at the school with the Greek and Turkish children, I was pulled out of that school and sent to another school that was right next to the church we attended. I honestly can't remember why I switched schools, but I liked my new school much better. I had to walk to school every day, and the biggest problem with my new school is that my walk every morning was uphill. I don't mean a hill here and there...I mean one giant hill from our apartment to the school, and it was not a short walk either. I loved this school, though. I made lots of friends and my German just kept getting better and better.
One of my friends, Alexandra, lived just up the street from me and used to go to a farm every Monday to take care of a pony that was entrusted to her for it's care once a week. She invited me to go with her one time, and I just fell in love with this farm. It was called the "Jugend Farm", which translates simply to "Youth Farm". They had horses, ponies, donkeys and a host of other farm animals. All the animals were cared for by young people from 10 to 17 years old. I went with Alexandra every Monday to take care of a donkey named Senta. The older girls who cared for the horses would sometimes let me ride, which was always the highlight of my day. One day, we went to the farm on a Tuesday, instead of Monday and another girl, who I didn't know, was looking after Senta. I went to Senta's pen and called her over, and this girl got furious and started yelling at me. My German was pretty good at this point, but it was still hard to understand sometimes, especially when someone was yelling at me. Needless to say, that was the last time I ever went to the Jugend Farm. I've never been able to handle being yelled at by anyone, and being yelled at in a different language was extremely unpleasant.
I could probably fill a novel with all the experiences that I had in Germany during this year, but if anybody does actually read any of this, I don't want lose their attention by going on and on for pages, so I have one more story, and then I call it a night.
In our apartment, the sink and shower were in one room and the toilet was in a room by itself. The lock to the room with the sink and shower was kind of tricky sometimes and used to get stuck every now and then. Well, I had just gotten out of the tub and could not get the door open. I started banging on the door, now getting a little nervous, and my mom and sister came and couldn't get the door open from the other side either. This happened to occur on one of the evenings that my dad was in Frankfurt, so it was just me, my mom, and my sister. My mom ran upstairs to get the super, but he wasn't home either and, as it turns out, didn't get home until the following morning. Anyway, I ended up spending the entire night in the bathroom. I slept on a pile of bathrobes and towels, and my mom slid my Conny comic books (German comic books about a girl and her horse) under the door for me to read. The next morning, the super came down and was able to open the door, and I was free! This is one of those stories that isn't funny at the time, but that you can definitely laugh at later. We still talk about the night I got locked in the bathroom and had to sleep there. Thank goodness I didn't need to use the toilet during that time.
So, consider this installment number one about mein Jahr in Deutschland. I have a feeling I'll be writing more about this again.
It was only my second time on an airplane, and I was sitting next to my sister and some guy wearing a blue checkered shirt (it's strange the little details we remember). The flight was so long, and we flew out of JFK, which was a nightmare. Our flight was delayed for hours, and because we were leaving for a year, it seemed like we had more carry-ons than what would be allowed today. The airports (the larger airports, anyway) used to have these chairs that had TV's attached to them, and for a mere quarter, you could watch about 20 minutes of a television show. It's pretty easy to see the problem with the math here. A normal sitcom runs for 30 minutes, so one quarter isn't enough to watch a full 30 minute show, so you just keep putting quarters in until you run out of money. I was 11 years old at the time, so it wasn't actually my money that was being spent on 20 minute intervals of TV watching.
We landed in Frankfurt (I have no idea what time it was), and while we were waiting for our luggage, I wandered into a magazine store. The Europeans are not as uptight as Americans are about sexuality and naked body parts, and I picked up a magazine that in the states would have been kept behind the counter in black plastic wrap. The clerk started yelling at me in German, so I put the magazine down and hauled ass out of that store pretty quick. I don't think I ever told my parents about that, so if they read this, they may be hearing this story for the first time.
After a two or three hour train ride, we arrived in Stuttgart, and were greeted by Herr Rupp, who drove us to the apartment we would be renting from him for the next year. His family was waiting for us, with apple juice and seltzer, coffee and the yummiest Kuchen (cake) I had ever tasted. At some point I noticed that we didn't have a television, and for a kid who was (still is) a TV -aholic, this was a very dissapointing discovery. It wouldn't have mattered much anyway, I suppose. I knew very little German at that time, so I wouldn't have understood what they were saying anyway, but still...NO TV!! What kind of barbarians don't have a television?? LOL
I should have been in the 6th grade while we were in Germany, so my mom and sister decided it would be best to homeschool me for the year. My sister taught me history and social studies, and my mom handled math and science. My dad was busy studying music and traveling to and from Frankfurt to learn from a famous German conductor, so I guess he was off the hook with the whole homeschooling Jennifer idea. I can't remember how long the homeschooling went on, but at some point my parents received a letter from the German government stating that I needed to be in school. My dad asked around to find out what school they should send me to, as my inability to speak German was of some concern, and I was eventually sent to a school that had quite a few children from Greece and Turkey. They did actually speak German and were also in their first year of learning English, but despite the obvious language barrier, we manged just fine, and I ended up making friends with several of the other students. I'm here to tell you, that the best way to learn a foreign language is to be put in a situation where you don't have a choice. I picked up German very quickly and ended up speaking better than anyone else in my family, including my dad, who was our resident German expert.
After a few months at the school with the Greek and Turkish children, I was pulled out of that school and sent to another school that was right next to the church we attended. I honestly can't remember why I switched schools, but I liked my new school much better. I had to walk to school every day, and the biggest problem with my new school is that my walk every morning was uphill. I don't mean a hill here and there...I mean one giant hill from our apartment to the school, and it was not a short walk either. I loved this school, though. I made lots of friends and my German just kept getting better and better.
One of my friends, Alexandra, lived just up the street from me and used to go to a farm every Monday to take care of a pony that was entrusted to her for it's care once a week. She invited me to go with her one time, and I just fell in love with this farm. It was called the "Jugend Farm", which translates simply to "Youth Farm". They had horses, ponies, donkeys and a host of other farm animals. All the animals were cared for by young people from 10 to 17 years old. I went with Alexandra every Monday to take care of a donkey named Senta. The older girls who cared for the horses would sometimes let me ride, which was always the highlight of my day. One day, we went to the farm on a Tuesday, instead of Monday and another girl, who I didn't know, was looking after Senta. I went to Senta's pen and called her over, and this girl got furious and started yelling at me. My German was pretty good at this point, but it was still hard to understand sometimes, especially when someone was yelling at me. Needless to say, that was the last time I ever went to the Jugend Farm. I've never been able to handle being yelled at by anyone, and being yelled at in a different language was extremely unpleasant.
I could probably fill a novel with all the experiences that I had in Germany during this year, but if anybody does actually read any of this, I don't want lose their attention by going on and on for pages, so I have one more story, and then I call it a night.
In our apartment, the sink and shower were in one room and the toilet was in a room by itself. The lock to the room with the sink and shower was kind of tricky sometimes and used to get stuck every now and then. Well, I had just gotten out of the tub and could not get the door open. I started banging on the door, now getting a little nervous, and my mom and sister came and couldn't get the door open from the other side either. This happened to occur on one of the evenings that my dad was in Frankfurt, so it was just me, my mom, and my sister. My mom ran upstairs to get the super, but he wasn't home either and, as it turns out, didn't get home until the following morning. Anyway, I ended up spending the entire night in the bathroom. I slept on a pile of bathrobes and towels, and my mom slid my Conny comic books (German comic books about a girl and her horse) under the door for me to read. The next morning, the super came down and was able to open the door, and I was free! This is one of those stories that isn't funny at the time, but that you can definitely laugh at later. We still talk about the night I got locked in the bathroom and had to sleep there. Thank goodness I didn't need to use the toilet during that time.
So, consider this installment number one about mein Jahr in Deutschland. I have a feeling I'll be writing more about this again.
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